Yeah so basically this is the coolest fucking thing you’ll see all day today
I'm a 20 year old (which is weird) anglophile, Whovian, Starkid, lover of flouncy skirts, tea, and antiquated ways, quotations, old movies, thick books, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Disney, and goodness knows what else will come along.
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I really love this.
I didn’t get why my brother liked Duck Dynasty so much until I sat down to watch it with him, and it’s got shit like this tucked in the wacky redneck antics, and fuck if I don’t adore this dude.
i just realized i really want a scene in mj where Haymitch & Effie are talking about Peeta and Katniss and Haymitch accidentally refers to them as “our kids” and gets really flustered and is all like “no… the kids. i meant…shit. i meant the kids. wipe that stupid smile off your face, Trinket.”
what if the voice inside your head is your soulmate’s
well then my soulmate sure is an asshole
Sir Ian had to act to these stands with the actors’ faces pasted on them. It’s hilarious. xD But at the same time, my heart also goes out to Sir Ian.
now this is neat
Now this is a professional.
"In order to shoot the dwarves and a large Gandalf, we couldn’t be in the same set. All I had for company was 13 photographs of the dwarves on top of stands with little lights – whoever’s talking flashes up. Pretending you’re with 13 other people when you’re on your own, it stretches your technical ability to the absolute limits. I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’. Unfortunately the microphone was on and the whole studio heard.”
– Sir Ian McKellen (x)
Pain is not exclusive to humans.
this genuinely makes my heart hurt
I really dislike when people say animals aren’t smart, or that they can’t feel emotions.
Sorry to rain on your parade but… While true, these are not emotions of sadness. These are emotions of dominance.
This isn’t a bird mourning over a dead bird.
This is a male bird raping the corpse of its rival to show dominance so that the chick birds will come mate with him and other males don’t step in his territory looking for mates.
Birds are fucking brutal man.
At first I thought this was a joke, but now that I see you’re serious I’m actually embarrassed for you. And disappointed, but let’s get to that later.
The pictures here belong to photographer Wilson Hsu, and if you knew the first thing about birds (which you obviously don’t), you’d be able to tell that the deceased bird is a female due to its more desaturated plumage and shorter tail feathers. Here, let’s post the coloured version to confirm, because tumblr has some sort of bizarre fetish for making everything black and white.
There goes your first point.
If you knew the second thing about birds, you’d be able to identify this species as a Barn swallow. And while you are correct in your assumption that the males are fairly territorial, they also mate for life and are fiercely dedicated to their female counterpart. Barn swallows, along with most small birds, are actually physically incapable of any sort of penetrative sex, because they have a cloaca instead of a penis. Mating is done by passing a packet of sperm from the male’s cloaca into the female’s, not by inserting a penis into a vagina. Necrophilia in this species is completely unheard of, and would be a complete waste.
So if we take all this information I’ve just told you, and couple it up with the fact that Wilson Hsu’s entire collection of these photos is uploaded online, which vividly depicts a male Barn Swallow trying to rouse his mate which has just died, we can infer you know literally nothing about the species as a whole, didn’t even bother to look up where the pictures were from, and are deliberately spreading misinformation for the sake of looking COOL N’ EDGY on tumblr dot com.
Normally I wouldn’t get so heated about this sort of thing, but that’s just stupid as hell.
Now that was a first class read *applause*
I always get offended when people go around me on the highway I’m sorry are we not going fast enough for you. Are you in a hurry. We’re all going to die anyway
Also, the next time somebody asks me what I’m doing with my life…
I’m going to yell “Spoilers” and walk away.
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
i was putting on my eyeliner the other day and i wasnt sure what to do so i said “ill just wing it” and i laughed so hard i poked myself in the eye with my eyeliner
my headcanon is that Hufflepuffs are like super duper badass
like the reason you never see an angry hufflepuff is because no one who has seen an angry hufflepuff is still breathing
demons run when a good man goes to war
It’s Elsa from Frozen in her coronation dress. Doesn’t look much like her though…
I’m trying to practice painting with a “classical” look. Changed her outfit a bit to fit the style.
I liked Frozen, even though it was only available here in 3D which ruined it a bit. Elsa needed more screen time, the trolls were awful, and the film kind of forgot it’s a musical at some point, but otherwise it was pretty good.
Sam usually slouches a bit so that he’s not towering over everyone quite as much as he could, but when Gadreel takes over, he uses every inch of Sam’s height,
#I actually have SO many feelings about how sam tries to hunker down and appear smaller than he is when he’s around humans #like he tries so hard to not look so scary #to not look like#well #the monster that he feels like he is #poor baby ugh ugh